On The Job. Not!!!

and addressed them thus: “I presume you know the difference between front and back, right hand and left hand? -- Master Sun Tzu / The Art of War

My. My. My.

The Boys & Girls That 'We The People' Employ To Take Care Of The Business Of Running OUR Country, Are Yet Again, All Caught Up In The Usaul Slanted, Shyster, Greedy, Bitch Brawl Of Political In Fighting.

While The Rest Of Us Very Hard Working Every Day Joe's, Stretch The Limited Dollars In Our Forever Tattered Jean Pockets.

I Know. I Know.

It's A Rough Life Up On That High & Mighty Capital Hill.

Sucking Down Donuts, Coffee & Energy Drinks All Morning, Then Breaking Just Before Lunch.

I Mean For GODS Sakes.

You Hard Working Zealots Have To Eat.

Taken Out To Lavish Lunches By Your Wealthy, Slant Face, Self Serving, Shyster Benefactors.

I Mean Oh Da Fuck No.

Can't Let Those Fat Daddy Warbucks Down Now.

Think About It America.

You Pull Up To Your Gig.

Suck Down Snacks & Beverages Until Lunch While Playing Video Games On Company Resources &  Personal Devices.

Then A Two Plus Hour Lunch?

Right?

No Problemo Here Amigo.

Not Even In Your Most Far Flung Wildest Dreams.

The Only Two Words That Will Resonate Between Your Exhausted Hears Will Sound Something Like This:

YOUR FIRED!!!

Not So For The Slant Face Shyster's Up  On That Majestic Hill.

I Mean Really

Can You Blame Any Them With That Tiny Lil Ol' Pultry Salary.

Give These Guys A Break.

Come On.

They Are Just Returning From Paid Vacation.

LORD GOD Have Mercy.

These Guys Put In The Work.

Congressmen.

131 Days Of Hard, Grueling, Plastic Noses, To The Grind Stone.

Dem Boy's In The Senate Have It Much  Harder.

165 Days A Year Of Nail Biting Hard Ass Work.

That Budget Thang Will Just Have To Wait.

That's A Lot Of Work.

Uh Huh.

Nigga Paleeze.

Ya All Muthu Fuckin Shittin Me.

Read the Following And Weep Real Damn Fuckin Hard Working America.

First Year, On The Job Salary, Paid To Congressmen.

$174,000.

Now Through Into This Reprehensible Mix, 3 Month's Of Total Vacations. Paid.

This Mad Piled High $tack$ Train Doesn't Stop Here.

Health Care Benefits Ya All Couldn't Even Dream Of.

Now Throw Into This Fantasy Disneyland Mix.

'Allowance'.

Just A Wee Tiny Tad Small 'Allowance'.

One Quarter Of A Million Dollar$.

Allocated For Their Private Office.

But The Money Express Doesn't Stop Here.

Now, Let's Throw Into This Obscene Money Pit A Pultry $900,000 To Hire 18 Employees. 

Now C'mon Now.

That Is Only 50 G's Per Head, A Year, Plus Bennies.

Oh My.

Poor Souls.

How Do They Scratch By On That Measly Amount Of Dollar$.

Not Bad Work If One Can Procure It.

Oh Hell Naw.

The Money Express Doesn't Come To A Squeeching Halt Here.

Oh Hell Da Fuck No.

Add Some More Stack$ Into Da Mix For Incidentals Like Travel & Accommodations.

Not Quite Finished My Fellow Americans.

One Last Car On This Super Sonic High Speed Rail.

Last But Not Least.

$500,000 K For The Hiring Of 3 Legislative  Ass Sistants.

Who Pays For All This? You Ask.

Well My American Brothers & Sisters.

Who Da Hell Do You Think?

'We The People' In Our Stolen From Us Taxes.

Now Let's Dive Into The Speaker Of The House Yearly Salary Along With All The Above Mentioned Perks.

$223,500 Clams A Year.

Now I Would Be Remiss If I Left Out The Majority Whip & Minority Whip.

$193,400 A Year Plus Bennies.

But Yet, These Political Shysters, For The Life Of Themselves, Can Not Get Together On Figuring Out America's Budget.

Like Dis, Slant Face, Shyster, Political Hacks.

YOUR FIRED!!!

Hit Da Road Jack & Don't Ya Come Back No Moe.

Feel Me?

So Far?

That's All I Got.

Ryan. Out.