Saturday, April 29, 2017

The Rabbid Rats Under Da Shack


Desert Shout Out.

President Donald J. Trump

Thank You Mr. President For Your Very Hard, Diligent Work & Devoted Unbridled Dedication, Without Pay.

In Your Mighty Quest In Piecing This Great Country Back Together Again.

As Well Mr. President.

Props & Creds For Getting Down & Dirty With China In Regards To Riening In North Korea, In A Concerted Effort To Bring Peace & Stability Into That Highly Volatile Part Of The World.

As Well Sir, Thank You For Taking The Lead In Your Position Of Commander In Chief In Delagating Your Military To Your Generals.

Last, But Certainly Not Least Sir, Thank You Ever So Much For Implementing New Measures In Regards To Cleaning Up The Insubordination Of A Mess At The V.A.

LORD GOD BLESS You & Yours Oh So Very Much Sir.

Because From My Seat In Da Street Mr. President.

You Need All The Devine Assistance You Can Get Sir.

Without A Doubt Sir, This Beat Up Ol' War Dawg Has Your 6.

SEMPER FI    OOOH RAH!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

I Know HE Does.

Movin On.

The First Stop On This Super Sonic High Speed Rail.

The Grease Butt Monkeys At The Gate

Medical Science Has Determined That America's Left Side Democratic Party Wing Nuts Are A DNA Anomolie.

Whom, To A One, At Birth, Were Dropped On Their Heads At A Rate Of Velocity & Height Yet Un Calculated.

The Likes Of Drip Lip Bitch, Maxine 'Fecal Mouth' Waters.

Nancy 'Stretch Face' Pelosi.

Yo. Stretch.

Your Plastic Surgeon Is On The Line. Time For Your Hundred Thousand Mile Retreading.

Gay Ass Democratic Party Spokesman, Filthy, Nasty, Drip Hole Perez.

I Would Be Remiss If I Left Out Slant Face, Lying Communist, Wanna Be American Indian, Cunt Face Hoe, Elizabeth Warren.

Yo. Lizzy.

My Navajo Homies Want To Perform The Navajo Indian War Chiefs White Stallion War Dance On Your Lying, Ugly, Slanted Pig Face.

The List Goes On & On & On.

Don't Let The Door Hit Cha All In The Ass On The Way Out.

The Fact Of The Matter Is, That America's Subversive Actions In These Far Left Demonstrations Has Vladdy Boy Doing Ceiling High Cart Wheels Off The Kremlin Walls.

So The Question Is.

Where Were These Anti American, Grease Butt Monkey Maggots Hatched From?

Glad Ya All Asked.

From 1947 Through 1991, The 'World Peace Counsel' Was Born.

Directly Set Up By The Soviet Union.

This Was Part Of The Billion Dollar Effort, Sanctioned & Directed By Communist Dictator, Joseph Stallin.

The Goal & Aim Was To Indoctrinate Young Americans Attending University & College Campuses Throughout The United States. Coast To Coast.

Their Choice Of Contestants Were The Wealthy American Suburban Kid's.

Soviet Communist Spies Were Initiated To Carry Out This Mission.

'Front Organazations' Were Set Up & Deployed By Soviet Intelligence Agencies.

These Intelligence Agencies Were Known By The Acronyms: KGB, SVR, & GRU.

Their Mission Forward Was To Develope & Deploy The 'Front Organizations' As A Cover For Plausible Occupations & A Steady Means Of Income.

These Organazations Covered As 'Shell Corporations' To Shield The Parent Companies From Ilegal Liability.

These 'Front Organazations' Also Appeared As 'Voluntary Associations', Or 'Charitable Organazations'.

According To Former High Ranking KGB Officer 'Victor Suvorov', The Soviet Airline, 'Aeroflot' Was Directly Involved In This Mission.

Mr. Suvorov Also Documented 'Aeroflot's' Major Role In This Mission.

'Victor Suvorov' As Well Documented 'Aeroflot's' Direct Mission In The Theft Of Deadly Bacterial Viruses From Western Labs, As In The United States, Throughout The 1980's & 1990's With Direct Assistance From High Ranking KGB Agents.

Mr. Surorov Went On To State That 'Aeroflot' Along With KGB Operatives Were Also instrumental In Sorties Thoughout Europe Rounding Up Former Soviet Defectors, Drugged To The Point Of A Complete Comatose State & Deposited In The Soviet Communist Prisons.

Of The 14, 000 'Aeroflot' Employees, It Was Believed That 3,000 Were Operatives Of The Soviet FSB, GRU, & KGB.

The Entire Proceeds Of 'Aeroflot' Were Deposited Into 352 Foreign Bank Accounts & Not At All Controlled By 'Aeroflot'.

A Top, High Ranking Soviet Businessman, 'Nikolai Glushkov' Was Appointed To The Helm Of 'Aeroflot' In 1996.

To Mr. Glushkov's Complete Amazement, He Discovered That 'Aeroflot' Was Nothing More Than A 'Cash Cow' For The Soviet Unions Various Spy Agencies That Supported Soviet International Spy Operations.

Henceforth, The Imprisonment Of 'Victor Glushkov' In 2000.

'Aeroflot' Is Now Under The Direction Of 'Victor Ivanov', A Very High Ranking FSB Officer & Close Friend Of Former KGB LT. COL. Vladimir V. Putin.

The Point.

Former KGB LT. COL. Vladimir V. Putin Is One Pissed Off, Deviant Man, Who Will Never Forgive The West, Specifically The United States of America, For Forever Collasping The Former Soviet Union.

As Well, Mr. Putin Will Engage Any & All Avenues To Seek Revenge.

To The Direct Act Of Backing, Supplying, & Complete Support To The Likes Of Iran, Syria, North Korea & Any Other Horrible Whores Spread Throughout This Vast Universe That Will Accept His Money & Miltary Backing.

Back To The Beggining Of This Piece & The Grease Butt, Drip Lip Monkeys Of The Democratic Party Far Left Wing Nuts.

Directly Influenced & Bought By The Communists, Were The Likes Of SDS, Weathermen Underground, Bill Ayers, Bernadine Dorhn & Other Commie Players.

And Yes.

Barry 'Boy' Satoro/ AKA / Barack Hussien Obama.

The Demostrations & Protests Of Late, According To Very Serious Reliables, Peg Billy Ayers & His Boy Barack To Definant Backing, Both Financially & Organizational.

In Fact Commie Faggot Bill Ayers Was Directly Front & Center At The Recent Berkley Riots.

As In, The Commie Faggot Flesh.

Reliables Also Informed Me That Towards The End Of 2016 Billy & Barry, Partied Very Hard.

That Crack Cocaine Was Flowing Like Water From A Broken New York Sewer Pipe. Talk About Gay Love.

Yeah. I Ain't Gonna Lie.

I Detest Bill Ayers.

In Cold, Cowardly, Senseless Blood, This Commie Faggot Punk Ass Bitch.

Murdered A Great American Hero.

San Fransico Police Sergeant Brian McDonnell.

Sergeant McDonnell' Only Crime That Fateful September Morning In 1970 Was In Picking Up A Package Off Of The Precient Steps While Showing Up To Begin His Watch.

A Package Delivered By Commie Faggot Bitch, 'Weatherman Operative', Bill Ayers.

Inside This Package Was A Devastating Bomb, Assembled By America's One & Only Cunt Face Pig, Bernadine Dorhn.

Damn Ass Muthu Fuckin Right. This Is Personal. Very Personal.

That Said.

I Have Spent An Entire Lifetime Walking With LORD GOD ALMIGHTY.

I Do Not Believe One, Scintilla Of A Bit, That It Is My Duty & Obligation To Hand Out Justice In Any Way Shape Or Form.

This Job Is That Of American Justice.

As In The FBI & The DOJ.

Agencies, That In Regards To This Cowardly, Heinous Act, Have Been Less Than Derelict Of Duty.

Shame. Shame On Ya All.

Sergeant McDonnell, Was One Of Yours. A Literall Brother In Arms.

Yeah I Know.

Ya All Too Busy Chasing The Phantoms Of Imaginary Russian Spies Involved In Some Make Believe Meddling Of An American Presidential Election.

This Farse, That Has Been Implemented & Deployed, Has Been Brought About By The Slant Face Shysters Of The Democratic Far Left Commie Faggot Party.

But Yet, The American FBI & DOJ Has Not Brought Any Charges In This Transperant Murder.

Shame On Ya All.

No Worries.

Serious Reliables Tell Me.

For Many Years Now, To Let The World Know Something That I Have Been Remiss In Relating.

Said Reliables Have Begged Me To Bring The Following To Published Print Up Here On This Blog.

I Have Respectfully Declined.

Until Today.

Oh Well.

Seemingly, The Day Has Arrived.

So I Have Been Told.

Watch Your Back Mr. Ayers.

I Of Course In No Way What So Ever Condone That Type Of Action.

I'm Just Relaying What I Have Been Told.

Oh. Before I Forget.

To My Ten's Of Thousands Of Facebook Followers Spanning The Planet.

My Facebook Account Has Been Dis Abled.

The only Way To Communicate With Me Is This Blog Site Or The Corresponding E-Mail:

Ryanindadesert@gmail.com

I'll Hold My Breath.

Too My Many Friends & Followers Up On Facebook.

Some Very Serious Advice & Lookin Out.

According To Reliables.

'Sophos', A U.K. Based Internet Security Firm, As In World Wide Commercial & Goverment Computer Security Entity.

As Far As I Am Concerned, The Very Best Of The Best. Thanks Guy's For Your 24/7 365 Protection On All Of My Devices.

'Sophos' Has Concluded, That Facebook Is Hacked 600,000 Times A Day On Individual Log In's.

This Astounding Number Breaks Down To .06% Of Log In's A Day.

This Percentage Is Calculated Off Of The More Than 1 Billion Log In's On Any Given 24 Hour Period.

Lucky Fuckin Me.

I Am Personally Represented In This Reprehensible Number.

Facebook's Resolve.

Just Upload My U.S. Government Picture ID.

Yeah. I'm On It. I'm Runnin.

No Problemo Amigos.

Any Minute Now.

Just As Soon As I Witness Pig's In Flight & Then Landing On My Face As We Engage In Mad Passionate Surreal Pig Face Love.

The Real Sinister, Shyster Part Of All This, Is The Fact That Facebook Does Not Give 2 Shitz Nor 3 Fast Flyin Fuckz One Way Or The Other In This Stolen Identity Cluster Fuck With A Shit Storm Float.

Dey Jus All Bout Da Clicks & Da Dollar$.

Ain't Dat Right Zuckey Boy. Faggot.

I Do However Feel Bad For My Beautiful Best Of The Most Beautiful Best Followers Worldwide.

Desert Love Ya All.

That's All I Got.

Ryan. Out.




Sunday, April 23, 2017

On The Job. Not!!!

and addressed them thus: “I presume you know the difference between front and back, right hand and left hand? -- Master Sun Tzu / The Art of War

My. My. My.

The Boys & Girls That 'We The People' Employ To Take Care Of The Business Of Running OUR Country, Are Yet Again, All Caught Up In The Usaul Slanted, Shyster, Greedy, Bitch Brawl Of Political In Fighting.

While The Rest Of Us Very Hard Working Every Day Joe's, Stretch The Limited Dollars In Our Forever Tattered Jean Pockets.

I Know. I Know.

It's A Rough Life Up On That High & Mighty Capital Hill.

Sucking Down Donuts, Coffee & Energy Drinks All Morning, Then Breaking Just Before Lunch.

I Mean For GODS Sakes.

You Hard Working Zealots Have To Eat.

Taken Out To Lavish Lunches By Your Wealthy, Slant Face, Self Serving, Shyster Benefactors.

I Mean Oh Da Fuck No.

Can't Let Those Fat Daddy Warbucks Down Now.

Think About It America.

You Pull Up To Your Gig.

Suck Down Snacks & Beverages Until Lunch While Playing Video Games On Company Resources &  Personal Devices.

Then A Two Plus Hour Lunch?

Right?

No Problemo Here Amigo.

Not Even In Your Most Far Flung Wildest Dreams.

The Only Two Words That Will Resonate Between Your Exhausted Hears Will Sound Something Like This:

YOUR FIRED!!!

Not So For The Slant Face Shyster's Up  On That Majestic Hill.

I Mean Really

Can You Blame Any Them With That Tiny Lil Ol' Pultry Salary.

Give These Guys A Break.

Come On.

They Are Just Returning From Paid Vacation.

LORD GOD Have Mercy.

These Guys Put In The Work.

Congressmen.

131 Days Of Hard, Grueling, Plastic Noses, To The Grind Stone.

Dem Boy's In The Senate Have It Much  Harder.

165 Days A Year Of Nail Biting Hard Ass Work.

That Budget Thang Will Just Have To Wait.

That's A Lot Of Work.

Uh Huh.

Nigga Paleeze.

Ya All Muthu Fuckin Shittin Me.

Read the Following And Weep Real Damn Fuckin Hard Working America.

First Year, On The Job Salary, Paid To Congressmen.

$174,000.

Now Through Into This Reprehensible Mix, 3 Month's Of Total Vacations. Paid.

This Mad Piled High $tack$ Train Doesn't Stop Here.

Health Care Benefits Ya All Couldn't Even Dream Of.

Now Throw Into This Fantasy Disneyland Mix.

'Allowance'.

Just A Wee Tiny Tad Small 'Allowance'.

One Quarter Of A Million Dollar$.

Allocated For Their Private Office.

But The Money Express Doesn't Stop Here.

Now, Let's Throw Into This Obscene Money Pit A Pultry $900,000 To Hire 18 Employees. 

Now C'mon Now.

That Is Only 50 G's Per Head, A Year, Plus Bennies.

Oh My.

Poor Souls.

How Do They Scratch By On That Measly Amount Of Dollar$.

Not Bad Work If One Can Procure It.

Oh Hell Naw.

The Money Express Doesn't Come To A Squeeching Halt Here.

Oh Hell Da Fuck No.

Add Some More Stack$ Into Da Mix For Incidentals Like Travel & Accommodations.

Not Quite Finished My Fellow Americans.

One Last Car On This Super Sonic High Speed Rail.

Last But Not Least.

$500,000 K For The Hiring Of 3 Legislative  Ass Sistants.

Who Pays For All This? You Ask.

Well My American Brothers & Sisters.

Who Da Hell Do You Think?

'We The People' In Our Stolen From Us Taxes.

Now Let's Dive Into The Speaker Of The House Yearly Salary Along With All The Above Mentioned Perks.

$223,500 Clams A Year.

Now I Would Be Remiss If I Left Out The Majority Whip & Minority Whip.

$193,400 A Year Plus Bennies.

But Yet, These Political Shysters, For The Life Of Themselves, Can Not Get Together On Figuring Out America's Budget.

Like Dis, Slant Face, Shyster, Political Hacks.

YOUR FIRED!!!

Hit Da Road Jack & Don't Ya Come Back No Moe.

Feel Me?

So Far?

That's All I Got.

Ryan. Out.

Wound Up Like A Texas Rollex

Anger may in time change to gladness; vexation may be succeeded by content. But a kingdom that has once been destroyed can never come again into being; nor can the dead ever be brought back to life. -- Master Sun Tzu / The Art Of  War

How The Cow Eats The Cabbage.

I Sit Here .

Night After Night.

Watching My Words Penned From Five Year's Ago On My Original Blog: 'Ryanindaswamp'.
Drip From The Bought & Sold Media's Mouth.

Sean Hannity.

Finally Bringin It To Light. Bout Time Irish.

The Man & The People That Pulled The Strings Of They're Favorite Puppet, Barry Satoro / AKA / Barack Hussein Obama.

Tehhhhh.

An American President Tagging An Alias.

America.

Ya All So The Fuck Incredibly Stupid.

The Number One Puppeteer In This 'Commie' Mascurade.

Non Other Than Communist, Anti American Terrorist, Killer Of American Cop's, Bomber Of American Federal Buildings & Military Amories,  Punk Ass Bitch, Bill Ayers.

If All That Wasn't Enough.

Barry Barack, Weathy Hawiian Suburban Boy & His Wealthy Chicago Brother & Housemate Since The Age Of 17 Years Old,  Bill Ayers, Set Out To "Fundamentally Change America".

Just About Crumbling This Once Great Country To Dust.

Joining Together, These Two Commie Clown College Professors Transformed America's School System Into Communist Doctrine & The Complete Dumbing Down Of America.

A Country Once Known For Our Superior Learning Acumen.

Number One In Math, Science And Reading Comprehension.

Now, For All Practible Purposes Floating Around 29th On The Worlds Education Stage in Regards To The Above.

To The Sad Point Of Having To Import Our Technology Experts From, Might I Add, Almost 3rd World Countries.

Our Younger Generation,  Most Commonly Referred To As Miliniums.

Marching & Protesting Their Obese Gargantuan Selfs In Mindless Far Left Commie Inspired & Paid For Demostrations.

Sucking Down Whoopie Pies & Soft Drinks Like Like Rats That Hit It Large On The Proverbial Pay Day.

Paid For By Hard Working Americans In The Form Of Never Ending EBT. (Food Stamps)

Without One Scintilla Of A Clue In Regards To What The Fuck Is Actually Going On Around Them.

Fat Obese, Pink & Purple & Green Died Hair Idiots Looking For A Safe Place To Escape Realty.

I Watch These Lost Clowns As If I Am Front Row Center At The Carnival Freak Show.

Then Crying Over The Death Of One Of This Planets Worst, Most Barbaric, Murdering Dictators, Fidel Castro.

Yo. Bloated Clown Face Idiots.

Try Your Radical Dis Graceful Senseless Protests In Cuba.

Get Back To Me On That.

Let Me Know How All That  Worked  Out For You.

Oh.

You Can't.

Your Locked Up Or Dead

Your Eyes Glued To The Flat Screen, In Awe  Of The Likes Of Failed Radio Talk Show Host.

Now The Anti American, Dyke Commie, Lip Service, On The Non Existent Ratings Network,  MSMBC.

Rachel Madcow.

Truly, This Dyke Bitch Would Most Defiantly Fuck Up A Wet Dream.

American University Campus' Filled To The Brim With Communist Indoctrinated Proffesors Raking In Hundreds Of Thousands Of Dollar$ A Year Paid For By You.

UCB. (University of California Berkley)

UCB, Known To Us Native Californian' Going As Far Back As The 1950's As
'Bizerkly'.

Protesters.

Throwing Bricks, Gasoline, Mace & Bottles At Any & All Who Do Not Share Their Anti American Faggot Rhetoric.

Dressing As ISIS Punk Ass Maggots, In Black From Head To Toe.

Engaging Law Enforcement.

Yo. 'Poe'. (Police)

Time To Release The Mad Rabid Hounds.

As In Fuck Dese Faggot Bitches Up & Lock Their Commie Ass's Away.

Yo. Clown Face Fat Faggots.

Bring Dat Shit Down Here To The Desert  Wild Wild West.

Gets Awful Quite Out Here In This Hot Barren Waistland.

We Love A Good Time.

So Does 'Poe'.

In Essence.

America. Love It Or Leave It.

"Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You.
Ask What You Can Do For For Your Country." JFK

In Other Words.

Get Da Fuck Outta MY Country.

Now. Today.

Feel Me?  So Far?

SEMPER FI   OOOH RAH

Coppin Da Drift Far Left Democratic Commie Faggots.

Shit. 
Hold On.
Blacky The Flip Phone Is Ringing.

"Hello".

"Hey Veronica. Where You Iz Girl"?

"Oh. Jus Down Da Road. You Driving The '67' 427 Vette Convertible"?

"Cool. Yeah. I'm Most Definantly Ready For Mount Lemon".

"What I Am Doing"? Like Right Now"?

"Killing Time. Writing A Blog Post ".

"Well Yeah. On 'Whitey The  Android'. What Else  Do I Have To Compose On"?

"O. K. I'll Be Out Front V".

Gotta Run America.

Desert Love Ya All.

Ryan.  Out.











Thursday, April 20, 2017

Old School

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. Buddha

My My My.

As The World Turns.

Drama & Debochtury Dripping Off The Hallowed Corporate Walls.

Seemingly, Da 'Fox' Out Da Hen House.

Careers.

Shattered.

Mirrors In Complete Dis Array.

Dressing Room Doors Painted Over.

Better Look Both Ways Before Crossing That Busy Street.

Oh Da Hell No. Say It Ain't So.

Oh Yeah. It So Da Hell So.

What's The Problem, They Ask?

Like This My Friend.

The Bigger They Are, The Harder They Fall.

Sexual Harrasment.

This Delineation Even Sounds Nasty.

Money & Power Crumble To The Ground Like So Much Nafarious Dirty Dust Off The Walls Of The Seediest Motel In Town.

On Da Ground. Down For The Count.

Family Names Forever Shamed.

All For That Forbidden Jiggle Jiggle Shake Shake.

Now Don't You Cry, You Filthy, Slanted, Deviant, Perverts.

Bill O'Reilly & Roger Ailes.

Honestly.

Two Very Old Men In Hot Pursuit Of Young Beautiful Tail.

Intervionus Viagra Pumping Through Their Ancient Viens At Multiple Mach Speed.

Are These Way Over Mature Perverts Married As Well?

Either Way A Disgusting Revelation On Every Level.

Yeah. I Know Mr. O'Reilly.

Being Oh So Exposed Up There In The Public Eye Leaves One Open To All Kinds
Of Personal Assaults.

In Your Case
Going As Far Back As The Year 2004.

Clearly Exibiting To The Entire Universe Both Sides Of Your Multiple Face.

Nigga Paleeze.

In Essence Mr. O'Reilly, You Have Forever Disgraced Your Family Name.

Embarrassed Your Wife & Children To The Point Of Not Wanting To Even Venture Out Of The House.

Just Rumar & Innuendo?

In Regards To The 'Public Eye' Exposure That You Blame For Your Hiddious, Dispicable, Deviant, Perverted Behaivor.

Seemingly.

Somehow.

The Likes
Of
General/President Dwight David Eisenhower. Senator Rand Paul. Journalist James Rosen. Journalist Brett Bair. Journalist Sean Hannity. Journalist Chris Matthews.

On & On & On.

Have Somehow Managed Keeping Their Genatalia Confined To Their Pants.

I Do Not Even For The Very Life Of Me Understand, Nor Do I Comprehend The Act Of 'Sexual Harassment'.

But Then Again, I'm Not A Dog.

And.

I Am Quite Sure That The Beautiful Young Women You Both Uncontrollably Drueled On, Could Not Wait To See Your Old, Fat, Flabby, Wrinkly, Filthy, Nasty Bodies In The Naked Flesh.

But Then Again, I Have Never Hit On a Woman In My Entire Life. They Scare Me.
That Said. Females Are Forever Coming On To Me.

I'm Talking Young Beautiful Women Exposing, Then Placing Their At Times Very Ample Breasts In My Grill At Bus Stops, Shopping Mall Parking Lots & Down The Street From My Crib.

I Actually Find Those Acts Very Offensive.

Not To Mention The Fact That I Am Now Into 11 Years Of A Cellibate Existence.

To The Point Where I'm Not Taking My Clothes Off In Front Of Anyone. Ever.

I Do Not See That Changing Any Time Soon. As In Till The Day I Die. That's Just Me.

That Said.

I've Had More, Absolutely, Gourgous, Women Than You Can Shake A Stick At.

As Well, One Would Think That At A Certain Age, One Would Be More Inclined Pursuing & Obtaining A Higher Level Of Consciousness Instead Of Playing Grab Ass With Every Attractive Female Within A Three Foot Radious.

In The Entire Scheme Of Things, Sex Is A Lower Level, Dark Side Consciousness.
An Actual Exercise Saved For The Sacred Act Of Procreation.

Not An Excercise To Be Played Out In The Professional Work Environment.

So Mr. O'Reilly, Come, & Fetch Your Belongings.

The Door Man Will Hold Them For The Next Two Weeks.

See Ya. Bye.

That's All I Have.

Ryan. Out.




Tuesday, April 18, 2017

In Da Street / On Da Ground / Facebook Down

Da Desert Has Morphed Into An On Da Fly Entity, Brought To You By 'Whitey' Da Android.

Henceforth, Until I Have This New Input Down To A 'T', No Graphics For Ya All.

And Away We Go.

Yo. What Up World?

The Best Of The Most Beautiful Best.

Facebook.

Has Dis Abled My Account.

No Worries.

Seemingly, There Were Some Nasty Ass Peep's Up On My FaceBook Page.

4 To Be Exact Out Of Literally 10's Of Thousands Of People World Wide.

Some Real P.A.B's (Punk Ass Bitch) To A One.

Like Dis Faggots.

Ya All Gonna E-mail Me Hate & Volgarity.
Strap Yourselves In Punks.
Cuz Ya All Gonna Feel The Los Angeles, California, South Central Hood Rat Heat.

Then Ya All Complain To 'Zuckey' Boy.

No Problemo Faggitas.

I Now Have A New FaceBook Page.

Though At This Point In Time Not Set Up.

Through Out This Minor Online Drama, FaceBook &  'Zuckey' Boy Down On Da Ground.

Yo.

FaceBook Idiots.

It Only Took You Numb Skulls 3 Hours To Figure Out How To Take Down A Literal Murderer  From Your Phony Site.

For Sure Einsteins, Ya All Muthu Fuckin Shittin  Me.

That Said.

When Ya All Dis Abled My  FaceBook Account, You Requested That I Upload My U. S. Government I.D's, With Pictures.

I Replied Back, No Problem Idiots.

Ya All Will Have My Upload Containing My United States Government Identification When You Send Me Live Video Of Pigs In Flight.

Still Waiting On That Video 'Zuckey' Boy.

Oh. Pigs Don't Fly? My Bad.

Ya All Get The Drift.

The Particular Drift In Question Is The World's Secure Browsing While Up On FaceBook.

Oh.

No Such Thang As Safe Browsing Up On FaceBook?

Roger Dat.

The Only Time FaceBook Invested Any Money On Real Security Was The Time 'Zuckey' Boy's E-Mail Was Hacked. Period.

As Greatly Appreciated By Us All.

Google.

To Date.

Has Invested Just A Small Bit Of $tack$ In Regards To Our Security.

11 Billion Dollar$ To Be Exact.
Thank You Google. 😎😎😎😎😎


FaceBooks Total Investment To Date In Regards To Our Security.

11 Million Dollar$. 😱

That Money Was Only Allocated Towards Security Only For The Fact That 'Zuckey' Boy's Personal E-Mail Was Hacked.

Feel Me? So Far?

Great Job 'Zuckie' Boy. Cheap Fuck.
😰
Tehhhh.

Thank You Again Google For Having Our 6.
😎😎😎😎😎

In Fact When The Boy's Over At Google Get Just A Tiny Nanos Whiff Of A Security Breach, Google Immediately Contracts An Outside Contractor To Immediately Squash Any Security Mis Deed. For Whatever It Costs.

Again. Thank You Google!!!

Security In Today's Cut Throat World Is At A All Time High Premium.

Here Are Some Serious Desert Tips.

In Regards To All Your Hand Held Devices.

1) Go Into Your Devices Settings. Turn On 'Encrypt'.

2) Download/Install' 'CM VPN'.

3) Download/Install 'Incognito Security'.

4) Download/Install 'Cheetah Clean Sweep'.

Follow The Instructions.

You Good To Go.

Anywhere.

Anytime.

Especially In Regards To Public WiFi.

Public WiFi Is A Most Definite Resource For Hackers.

Even Sub Par Hacking Faggots.

How This Works Without Going Into A Technical Tail Spin Is A Simple Technique Called 'Router Hacking'.

Once This Chicken Shit Crime Is Perpetrated, There Is No Turning Back.

If You Have Followed The Above Security Instructions Regarding Hand Held Devices.
No Problemo  Amigos .

By The Time One Realizes They Have Been Hacked.

Way Too Late My Friends.

Another Clue Your Being Hacked Is When You Are Typing In Your Password, That You Know Is Correct & You Receive An Error Message:

'Password Does Not Match'.

Especially After The 2cd Time Password Has Been Engaged.

Chances Are You Are Being Hacked.

Gonna School Ya All In Password Creation.

Never Ever Incorporate Personal Information In Any Password.

Like Dis. In Regards To Password Creation.

Ur?!!!)) (&$#MAmmA&$/%77158!!%)@20

Ya All Copping  Da Drift?

This Long Known To Me Information Is Courtesy Of  My Long Time Dawg & Number One Homie 'Black Dawg' A University Of Arizona Computer Science PHD/Doctorate Degreed Dude.

The Absolute Only Way For All Of You Beautiful Peep's Worldwide  To Communicate With Me Is Through The Comment Area Of This Blog &  This Blogs Corospondinding E-Mail:

'Ryanindadesert@gmail.com.

Desert Love Ya All.

Ryan. Out.






Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Ryanindadesert / Man In Da Sand


Ryanindadesert   /   Man In Da Sand

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Ryan's Bite

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Back Tracking Through The 'Da Swamp'





Yo.

Vietnam.


What Up My Homies?


Thanks For The Read Guys.


LORD GOD Bless Each And Everyone Of You.

Desert Love Ya All.

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The South Side

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The Journey From The South Side North Was Always Interesting.

Then On Some Days The Journey Was Completely Off The Wire. Today Was One Of Those.

I Decided To Cut Over From 44th And South 6th Avenue West Past The Pawn Shop.

From There I Proceeded North Behind 'Food City' Grocery Store.

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I Proceeded Into The Neighborhood Up Through To South 33rd And Cut Over To South 6th Avenue.

I Was About Four Blocks Into The Neighborhood Heading North.

As I Approached The Last Block Before Actually Cutting Over To South 6th I Felt A Vibe.



Vibes Are An Integral Part Of My Life On A Nano To Nano Basis.
And
For Sure I Never Doubt The Vibes. Nor Due I Second Guess Gut Feelings.

For You See Vibes And Gut Feelings Have Been The Entire Main Ingredients Regarding My Continuous Daily Occurrence Of Exhaling CO/2 On This Treacherous Planet.

I Casually Glance 25 Degrees Over My Left Shoulder.

Thank You Vibe.

The Boy's In Da Hood As It Were.

There Standing Over Waist High, Thick And Built Stood Four Pit Bull Dog's. All About A Year Old, Still Showing That Puppy Pose. 




This Wild Doggy Pack Was Comprised Of An All White Male. 
A Tan Male. 
A Black Male 
And 
A White Male With A Black Spot Over His Left Eye, Right Thigh And Butt. 
Adding Doggy Character As It Were.

I Proceeded With My Walk, Not Changing Pace. 
Still Calm, Laid Backed And Chill.

Seemingly, The Doggy Ensemble Was Approaching In My Direction.

Tongues Hanging. Tails Wagging. 

As Well Their Determination In Their Pursuit To Check Me Out Was Relentless.

Upon Their Approach, They All Took Up Their Positions Around Me And Calmly Fit Into My Slow Cadence.

'Whitey' Took His Place At Front Flank.

'Tan Boy' Positioned Himself At My Right Flank.

'Blackey' Covered My Left Flank 
And 
'Spot' Took Up The Rear.

So Here We All Were In This South Side Barrio Walking, Talking And Chillin In The Early Morning 90 Degree Plus Heat.

We Proceed On. 
Myself Talking Softly, Quietly  To My Newly Acquired Escorts.

My Pace Unchanged. 
Speaking To My Escorts In My Typical Laid Back South Cali Drawl.

We Seemingly Had Some Kind Of Rapport Because At One Point I Told Them How Big And Beautiful They All Were.

Before I Could Place A Period On That Vocal Sentence They All Licked Me. 

I Then Proceeded To Tell Them As Well That They Were For Sure Some Giant Ass Pit Bull Doggies. 
In Fact Some Of The Biggest Dogs I Had Ever Seen. At That Claim They All Looked At Me And Winked.

So Here We Were, Just Hanging And A Banging Down This South Side Barrio Hood Street Walking In The Middle Of The Road.

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I Said To Them That Their Doggy Mama And Daddy Had To Be Some Really Big Dawgs.

Just As The Period Hit My Verbal Sentence, Ms. Vibe Flashed Me A Fleeting Nano Subliminal Messege.

Thank You Again Vibe.

That's When I Caught It.

I Turn My Head Less Than 20 Degrees To My Left.

Standing Loud And Proud On A Desert Dirt Front Lawn Tilting Up At About 2 Feet Stood Mom.

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Mom Figured. What The Hell. 

She Joined In On This Rag Tag March Through The Barrio.

Their We Were.

Myself And The Entire Dog Famdamily.

Mama Made Sure To Make Herself Noticed. 
She Walked Up To My Left Leg, Gave Me A Love Nudge.
As If To Tell Me, She Was The Boss.

We Continue On Walking And Talking.

I Say To Mama, Damn Girl, You Certainly Are Big. I Can Only Imagine How Big Daddy Dog Is.

Then It Happened.

As We Pass This Dirt Ally, Popz Makes His Entrence Out Of The Ally.

For Sure. Popz Big Dawg.

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Popz Da Pit, Took His Position Beside's Mamma.

We All Walked On For Another Block.
Me And The Entire Dog Famdamily.

Then, Straight Out Of The Wild Blue.

Big Pup In Front Hit The Deck. 
Rolled Over And Started Licking My Legs.

Then The Other 3 Pit Pup's Joined In This Mad Crazy Street Love While Momz And Popz Looked On.

After A Few Minutes Of All This Street Puppy Love, They All Stood Up And Took Their Place In Front Of Me For Some Serious Behind The Dog Ear Petting And Scratching.

Then, Just As They Approached Me They All Disbanded And Went Their Way Up The Street.

About 10 Feet Away They All Turned Their Heads And Threw Me A Wink In A Type Of Doggy Choreographed Move As If To Say, 'Later Homie'.

I Looked Up.

I Exclaimed To HIM.

Uh Huh.

Walking With Giant Wild Street Pit Bulls.

You Surely Trippin LORD GOD.

Then In A Quicker Than L.A. Quick Lickety A Strong Desert Breeze Brushed It's Sweetness Over Me While Butter Flies Engulfed Me.

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Just To Make Sure I Was Clear On This Spiritual Intervention, A Screeching Black Bird Descended Before Me, Hovering As It Were Right Before My Face As If To Say:

"Hope Ya Cop Da Drift Boy. Have A Nice Day.





I Proceed On Up To 32nd Street And Cut Back Over To South 6th Avenue.

As I Make My Way North Up South 6th Avenue Approaching 31st Street I Notice On The Eastside Corner Of 6th And 31st Three Young Mexican Men Between The Ages Of 16 And 18 Years Old.

The Way They Are Hanging Out, It Is More A Claim Of Territory. They Have Secured That Particular Part Of The Tarmac.

These Teenagers Were Dressed In New Red Nike Air Jordan's.

Red Bandanna's.

Black Baseball Caps With Red Letters Indicating Their Choice In Regard's To The Dress Code.

The B's And The C's As It Were.

Can Ya Spell 'Bloods'.



Hanging With These Young Men Were Two Beautiful Young Mexican Girl's. I Would Say Around 16 Years Old.

I Continue North On South 6th Avenue On The Opposite Side Of The Street. Walking Against The Flow Of People And Traffic. Hard To Come Up On Me. Been A Lifelong.

As I Approach 30th Street One Of The Young Mexican Girls Crosses South 6th Avenue To My Side.

As She Grows Closer To What I Call My 'Meet And Greet Space I Say:

"Pido perdón la señorita Iam lamentable no soy una perspectiva buena".
(For My Single Lingual Readers/ I'm Sorry Young Lady I Am Not A Good Prospect.)

Without A Word The Beautiful Young Woman Takes Her Position On My Right Flank And Falls In Lock Step With Me.

The Time Was 08:45, Sunday Morning.

We Walked In This Quite, Not A Word Spoken Pace For A Couple Of Blocks.

Without Any Props, Completely Out Of The Vast Wild Blue, Girl Says To Me:

"Haga usted tiene cualquier licor"?
(For My Single Lingual Readers/ Do You Have Any Liquor?)

"No, Seguro no Hago.  
Son Usted No Demasiado Jóven Para Beber el Licor. 
También Es Tan Muy Temprano "?
(For My Single Lingual Readers/ No, I Sure Don't Young Lady are you not too young to be drinking liquor, as well it is very early Sunday morning.)

"Esto lo hace ir más rápido".
(For My Single Lingual Readers/ It Makes It Go Faster.)

¿Usted significa(piensa) a todos los hombres todo el día y toda la repetición?
(For My Single Lingual Readers/ You mean all the men all day and all of the repetition?)

"Si"
(For My Single Lingual Readers/ Yes?)

We Continued On For A Bit. Silent As We Walked. After A Few Blocks The Young Lady Turns To Me And Says:

"Va a Usted Rezar Para Mí?
(For My Single Lingual Readers/ Will You Pray For Me?)

. Absolutamente. Rezaré por usted. ¿Cómo te llamas? (For My Single Lingual Readers  /Yes. Absolutely. I Will Pray For You. What Is Your Name?

"Mi nombre es Monique".(For My Single Lingual Readers  /My Name Is Monique.)

"Seguro que Monique. Señor Dios te bendiga muy muy Much.My nombre es Monique".(For My Single Lingual Readers  /For Sure Monique. LORD GOD Bless You So Very Very Much.)


With That Monique Trailed Off Back To The East Side Of South 6th Avenue.

I Walked About A Block And A Half North Up South 6th Avenue To 29th Street. 

I Turned Left Up The Steep Grade Of West 29th Street And Walked About 18 Steps And Stopped In Front Of An Abandon 19th Century Old Church.

I Looked Up.

I Said In A Soft Whisper To LORD GOD ALMIGHTY:

"LORD GOD ALMIGHTY MACK DADDY CREATOR.
PLEASE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY Find This Young Lady And Intercede LORD GOD. Save Her From The Ravages Of War. Please Save Her Oh LORD GOD. I'm Begging You LORD. I'm Begging".

My Tears In A Torrential Onslaught Hit The Hot Tarmac Like Exploding Mortars Tearing Through The Desert Floor.

Silently Crying Like The Proverbial 'B'.

I Can Not Say How Long I Stood There Begging LORD GOD To Save This Victim Of Family Turf War Engaged For The Simple Non Payment Of A Street Debt. 

Even Right Now.

My Tears Cascading Down Onto The Whores Ever Expansive Keyboard As I Drop These Last Peckz.

The Treacherous Wicked Hell Bent World For Now Safely At Bay.




Ryan. Out.

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